IM A DUDE HES A DUDE SHES A DUDE WERE ALL DUDESSatan penis and gobbledeegookBunnies impaled by Captain HookOscar the Grouch is quite the crookTHIS POEM GOT ME AN A+ IN ART SCHOOL!
SuperCat Saves the Day.SuperCat was flying through the town and landed in his headquarters. He talked to Ratnit Watson his sidekick. "SuperCat, there is danger in the karate school the evil samurai wolf WhiteFang is in charge.""Okay." said Supercat. Then he fly over. He burst into the school he saw WhiteFang kidnapped people to teach fight and even hypnotized Jimmy Neutron! WhiteFang was mad and evil and challenged him to a fight. SuperCat knocked his sword out of his hands and Watson took notes. Then Watson untied Jimmy Neutron and saved the people. WhiteFang was knocked out so the the spell was broken. His eyes were closed to Xs. He looked kind of almost dead
Twilight Parody by a Cool Guy.edwart: i want to twigh your light so hard im a monster except im beautiful i will prey on you nowbellah: no stop but dont ever stop but just stop stop ugh stop stopping you glittery twatedwart: im so bad for you bellahbellah: like a drug? like cigs or something? idk loledwart: oh my FUCK youre so stupid bellahbellah: goshedwart: i love you too
A Deep Story.I'm not very good at this...I mean....There was once a man. He had to go on a long journey for an unknown reason. He took it step by step. Each step was small and painful. He took it without shoes on a lonely dirt road. I think his name was Paul or something. He foolishly decided to take one big leap of a step forward. His tender left foot hit against a brown, solid, grainy, and sharp rock. He hit it right on the point and shouted. "OW! MOTHERFUCKING OW! YOU STUPID ROCK!"He pointed at the monsterous rock and wept loudly. He cried into his hands and almost took another step forward onto the rock."Stop! Wait!" A low voice bellowed from